Titty fuckin is the most romantic way to fuck your girl cuz that’s when you closest to her heart
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| Reader: | Dear Mr. Snicket, What is the best way to keep a secret? |
| Lemony Snicket: | Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you are kidding. |
Truer words have never been spoken
| when walking down the corridor at school | |
| me: | get the fuck out of my way |
| me: | move bitch |
| me: | i reALLY APPRECIATE being elbowed in the side thank you for that |
| me: | oh yes hug your friend in front of my locker i'll just stand here and pretend i have better things to do with my life |
| me: | what are you looking at do not make eye contact with me |
| me: | this book better not drop and if it does i am not picking it up because effort |
| me: | step on the back of my shoe again and i will end you |
people who take the blog ‘did-yuo-kno’ seriously
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